Aarti Shah

pussysista:

Me: Where should I apply my perfume?

Coco Chanel: A woman should wear perfume wherever she wants to be kissed

Me:

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This is great!

nepeter:

oh my god? why not “oh our god”, you selfish prick? unfollowed and blocked

Not thy this has any relevance whatsoever but woohoo!!!!

Not thy this has any relevance whatsoever but woohoo!!!!

Tumblr is confusing and complex. Then again I thought the same thing about Twitter and Instagram… Am I getting old?

cptnrogers:

"too vague" writes my English teacher on my essay

kind of like the instructions you gave us you piece of shit

God I hate teachers…

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When school ends

funnybro:

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story of my life LOL!

My science teacher is such a badass!

My science teacher is such a badass!